Timepass….

Few days back had a serious conversation with 1 of my fellowmate – rakhi brother…. He was having his pay slip for d month n said he is gonna courier it to his home…n me without keeping my mouth shut questioned him…
And d consecutive conversation with him went lik dis..

Me: enna slip ah mattum courier pannera….? Kaasu???
He: y shd I send d money??
Me: ada paavi.. wat Q is dis... did u atleast visit dem after 1st month salary
He: no time... hey v in trainin la
Me: apdi namma enna kilicho enga… onnum tight schedule la illa eh
He: adhu yanaku therium…anga ellorum pulla rombha kashtapaduran nu nenaichukuttu erupanga… y unnecessarily spoil their belief..
Me: :-/ onnum solrathuku illa... atleast sweet illa amma..appa ku yaedhachum dress vangi , u cld hav couriered la
He: loose… my dad ku diabetes.. y shd I inc his sakkara vyadhi…. Dad n mom hav enough dress 2 wear… so y shd I buy…
Me:ne la oru manushana…!!!
He: enna kelvi edhu
Me: k final Q.. did u send money..
He: y shd I
Me: y ah... dey ll feel happy la.. payan sambharichu has sent money nu.. atleast oru 5000 u cld hav sent la…
He: I cant… I ll not.. y shd i.. I ll hav 2 save 4 my wife
Me: amma appa ku u cant spend money... future wife ku u ll save ah.. ne la oru manushana… poi thola.. I don wanna talk itself.. time waste 4 me…
He: seri k.. u tel 1 reason y I shd send
Me: hey edhuku la reason kudukka mudiyadhu… y d hel shd dey give u all… take care of u so much..sollu
He: adhu KADAMAI sister
Me: mannagatti... den u sendin also is kadamai sir...
He: no… I am their child.. so dey hav to bring me up.. giv al wat I want… I ll in turn take care of my wife… nalla pathupaen…
Me: kilipa… unnaku endha ponnum kedaikka matta.. I ll pray. U get lost frm my place now.
He: hey our salary is oly 15k…I am stayin in room.. hav to spend 4 food al 3 times.. not enough for me... moreover think practically… after marriage hw ll I b able to giv money to my parents.. en family eh pathukka vae yanaku endha kaasu ll not b enough... tat time sure I ll not b able to send money.. den y nw alone nw…
Me: hey loose mari don talk k…en epdi kalyam nu lo lo nu alaera, so soon… after marriage might b u ll not b able to send d same amt.. but u ll n can giv some amt…u cant even save 5000 ah…r u eatin in star hotel daily... k tel me d kanaku tht u spent…
He: hmmm k…[wrote in my note book some kanaku--- balance 7000 was dere 4 him to show kanaku]
Me: michathuku kanaku sollu…!!!!!
He: adhu vera kanaku..
Me: apdi na… ohh thanni ahh…. :-0 ada paavigala.. kalam ketti pochu.. ne la oru manushana… thanni for 7000 a month ahhhh… edhula u telling ll tc of wife n save 4 her... cha unaku konjam avudhu arivu eruka... manasatchi eh illa yah unaku…[scolded much more, but don remember d xact wordings] un kitta I cant talk more than dis… get lost
He:[smiling]
Me: unaku VMRSS(vekkam manam soodu sorana) eh illa ya…
He:[giggling]
Me: acho enga erundhu poidu…plz
He: [giggling] adi loose ponnae… chumma bore adichudhu… work um oru mannum illa.. .adha chumma vilayadinaen… paravala.. konjam nalla ponna thaan eruka... un purusha kudithu vaechavan thaan…
Me: &^%%$^!*!^% poi thola… I believed it totally n it took on my nerves… cha!!!
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